how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
(via supercorri)
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
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I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.
Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
(Source: lucyquin, via theycantchangeme13)
“what are you doing today”
nothing really
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
you misunderstand
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
(Source: snoipahkat, via hazelminx)
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
(via thrdplanet)
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
(via fartgallery)
